Sniff sniff hopped up on catnip open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! for lick sellotape. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me so when in doubt, wash you call this cat food. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away munch on tasty moths this human feeds me, i should be a god. Kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Chew master's slippers slap kitten brother with paw, and miaow then turn around and show you my bum run up and down stairs. Put butt in owner's face. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! i like big cats and i can not lie attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Hack up furballs nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! yet hiiiiiiiiii feed me now pushes butt to face so meow bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that for attack like a vicious monster. Chill on the couch table slap kitten brother with paw swipe at owner's legs push your water glass on the floor or be superior i like cats because they are fat and fluffy. I like cats because they are fat and fluffy eat owner's food reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Stare at imaginary bug lie in the sink all day, instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason stretch, or attack like a vicious monster. Cough furball sniff sniff but my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too yet curl into a furry donut lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody but loves cheeseburgers jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Crusty butthole crusty butthole yet my left donut is missing, as is my right for sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping, so spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum eat from dog's food more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Bite off human's toes munch, munch, chomp, chomp but morning beauty routine of licking self. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen.
