BA, English, Mount Holyoke College, 1988
PhD, School of Hard Knocks
I am a gifted communicator who can write, sing, dance, talk, shimmy, shake, and spin a yarn.
I love dogs, all kinds of dogs, big dogs, small dogs, fluffy dogs, goofy dogs, you name it, I love dogs.
- Faculty Award for Long-Distance Driving, 2007
- CASE Bronze Award for Unicorn Hunting, 1998